It's that time of the year again. As the leaves turn to brown and my upper lip begins to chill in the cool fall breeze, my mind always turns to the greats. Men like Keith Hernandez, the Mario Brothers, Robert Goulet, and Adolf Hitler. Many could argue the greatness of them as men; Hitler is one of the most evil men in history and the Mario brothers have brutally murdered millions of turtles; but nobody can argue the greatness of their mustaches.
Gary was always such a lucky bastard
I'm pretty sure I've helped Mario kill more than 6 million turtles and mushrooms myself.
For those looking for more information on what was voted the most stylish facial hair of 1976 check out the American Mustache Institute at americanmustacheinstitute.org/Default.aspx. It includes history of the stache, different styles available to your upper lip, and even an opportunity to nominate someone (probably someone other than Hitler) for this year's Mustached American of the Year.
Check back later for GandR's newest film short, the Evolution of a Mustache, currently in production.
The finalists for the Goulet award have been posted this morning:
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